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Evergreen to Send Team to Olympics

Several members of our staff have recently qualified for competition in the 2002 Olympics in Salt Lake City. Groundskeeper Chris Schram will be anchoring the men's fencing squad. Chris is a late comer to fencing but has excelled at corner posts and gates. Assistant manager Donna Barker will be competing in the sheep tipping trials. Donna has attended the last two Olympics as a team alternate and holds the current US record for number of sheep tipped in a 24 hour period.

Chef's Seminar Planned

If you are a student of hot cuisine be sure to reserve your seat for the Langlois Master Chef's Seminar later this fall.

Our renowned artiste of the kitchen, Emeril P'tomaine will be hosting world recognized fodderist Hedda Lettuce and rotisserie expert Welldon Rumproast for a weekend of classes and discussions. Topics will include:

  • What's Really In That Jell-O?
  • Leather, The Other Brown Meat.
  • 46 Ways To Disguise Mutton
  • E.Coli: Myth or Legend

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Come to ECF for Rip van Winkle Days! September 25th-30th

Non-guided High REM Meditation workshops begin at noon each day in the Siesta Room after a complimentary lunch of turkey, heavy gravy and red wine.

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Brad Pit Excavation Still in Progress

We are making headway on the new sewage treatment facility at ECF despite the continuing archeological work on the site. U of O students have spent the summer finishing up removal of a wide variety of coproliferous artifacts.

NOTE: Will the patron who removed several white porcelain bowls from the vicinity of the dig site please return them to the plumbing department?

Burning Man Fest & Art Extravaganza

The ECF Burning Man Fest was inaugurated this summer when visitor Blaze Garrison stepped too close to the barbecue at our annual juried art show. Many guests believed Blaze was a performance art entry and voted him an honorable mention in the sculpture category.

Of the two remaining entries one, named Millennial Disco Ball, received second place. No first place prize was awarded.

Mt Fmang 1K Endurance Run

Sign up now to participate in the annual "Blackberry Challenge" cross-country field event held on the slopes of lovely Mt Fmang. Lance Thornberry, last season's winner will be returning in an attempt to once again shred the competition.

Runners will leave the starting gate at 9 am October 1st and are expected to wear protective clothing and provide their own first aid. The top three survivors will be eligible for the Gorse Marathon taking place in Bandon in February.

Fog Fest Canceled

The Annual Oregon Coast Fog Fest was not held this year due to poor visibility.

Mole Derby Announced

A catch and non-release field day for novice mole hunters will be held in our sunken garden on October 13th. The event is open to all children 12 and under with prizes given for largest, meanest and sneakiest moles caught. Kids are invited to enter and "Come haul in a big one!"

Entrants must provide their own tackle. Class A explosives not allowed.